Drooble Delivery

[The Journalist]

No: HPFGUIDX 79407

I was just getting ready for bed, and thought to myself, "People on the list are going on about Droobles, and the mysterious message Missus Longbottom must be trying to get across to Neville-poo... now, I hope this hasn't beens aid before, as that would pop my originality bubble, but who in the name of Uric the Oddball is getting the Longbottoms their gum? The stuff makes big, long-lasting blue bubbles that bounce around, so not only would the bubbles need to be removed by a nurse making things quite a hassle, but costs money."

It just seems a bit weird to me... who's running off to buy them their gum? That mysterious someone who's trying to keep them seeming insane--is (s)he giving them some wacky potion instead of the gum the nurses might think it is (hence the lack of bubbles)? 

-Dan, who's off to the showers after a long day of essay writing and Quidditch

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