KITTENS & RAINBOWS (was Voldemort will win)

[mightymaus75]

No: HPFGUIDX 79691



Since no one else apparently is going to do it, I've finally taken 
some time to come up with a name for my pet theory. I'm proud to 
present you:

KITTENS & RAINBOWS (Key Is The Transferred Essence Now Seeking 
Reunion. Affection Is Not Beyond Our/Obsessively Wicked Sorcerer)

The name reflects our solemn believe that if Voldemort would only 
sometimes try to think happy thoughts everything would turn out to be 
a lot better for everyone involved. It also nicely covers up for the 
fact that we are convinced Harry will die a painful death at the 
hands of Voldemort. 

Besides Harry dying a painful death we on the KITTENS & RAINBOWS are 
convinced that: 
I - Voldemort is a very misunderstood man. He is a tragic figure with 
a horrible childhood, who deserves our pity instead of the scorn and 
insults he usually receives. We're not apologising for the many bad 
choices he has made, but it's Voldemort's inability to feel love and 
pain that is actually the fate worse than death.
II - The reason Voldemort cannot feel love or pain is that he's not 
truly alive. In his somewhat misguided quest for everlasting life, 
Voldemort has actually lost his ability to live. Not being truly 
alive, he cannot be killed.
III - When some of Voldemort's powers were transferred to Harry the 
night Voldemort's Avada Kedavra curse backfired, it wasn't just 
Voldemort's powers that were transferred. A small part of Voldemort's 
disembodied mind (the essence of Voldemort) has somehow ended up 
inside of Harry. Harry's scar marks the place where this part of 
Voldemort's mind dug its way into Harry's head. 
IV - When Harry eventually dies, the separated part of Voldemort will 
finally be free to return to Voldemort, taking with it everything it 
experienced while it was trapped inside Harry. The two parts of 
Voldemort's mind will then battle inside Voldemort, eventually 
resulting in Voldemort becoming human and mortal again. Vindicating 
us in our believes that there still was a little bit of good left in 
Voldemort. 
V - At which point Voldemort will probably be killed by either 
Neville or Wormtail.

I believe we got the can(n)on(s) to defend all this. I'm still 
working on a complete list of all the canon references that support 
the KITTENS & RAINBOWS, but it already looks like it's going to be a 
nice long list. And this theory would certainly explain a lot of 
things: the meaning of "neither can live while the other survives", 
the "in essence divided" remark, what the one thing in CoS is that 
will turn out to be important, why Harry's scar hurts whenever 
Voldemort is nearby, Harry's growing anger in OotP. And I wonder... 
the gleam in Dumbledore's eye, was that perhaps because Voldemort can 
now kill Harry? 

So, who of you is with me?

-Maus


(See message 78982 for the complete theory)