Plausibility and Neville's broken nose

[Kirstini]

No: HPFGUIDX 79710

The Aptly-Named Great Elder One>> It's far more plausible for Albus 
and Alberforth to be Hermione and Ron's kids from the future which 
would explain Dumbledore's skill in transfiguration and his red 
hair.>>

Ah, you see, but I am of the school who finds it far more plausible 
that Sorting Hat turns out to be the lovechild of Kreacher and Daddy 
Black's besnogged trousers Polyjuiced to look like a Metamorphmagus 
Crookshanks, implanted with the wisdom of Dennis Creevy and *then* 
Timeturned back to 1023 or whenever, where Godric Gryffindor had to 
be Imperio'd into wearing it by Dumbledore, who's been lying about 
his age all along, the old codger. But then, hey, plausability's a 
subjective thing, obviously.

Kirstini, who *loves* it when people take themselves too seriously, 
and vaguely wonders if Hermione isn't better known for her Charm 
work.