Look Out, MOM! (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 80193

Look Out, MOM! (OOP, Chap. 34)

To the tune of Tom Lehrer's So Long Mom!

Hear a MIDI at:

http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/solongmo.htm

Dedicated to Phyllis M. 

THE SCENE: High over the British skies. Six members of the DA, HARRY, 
RON, HERMIONE, GINNY, LUNA and NEVILLE make a rapid thestral-back 
flight toward the Ministry of Magic (MOM) to rescue Sirius. Midway on 
their journey, they break out in savage and barbaric song of ancient 
provenance:

THE DA SIX:
Look out MOM!
Towards Mysteries dot com,
We rush to join the fight
We hit the ignition
On our rescue mission
In magic flight
As the winds bite

With we six mounted thestrally
We now will veer off westerly
While John Williams orchestrally 
Performs a stirring score**
We soon will launch the first fierce volley of the second anti-Voldy 
war. Yeah!

RON:
Little Neville L., he is an Aurors' offspring
Who's now roaring off things to me.

HARRY:
He was mighty raged when Ms. Lestrange did escape
Not even Snape'd disagree!

GINNY
And this is what he bellowed
On his way to blow up Bella:

NEVILLE
Look out MOM!
We're Dumble A. dot com
A most heroic crew
And now we grown youth
Land before the phone booth
Now dial, please do
6-2-4-4-2

Remember Mommy,
Waylayed by friends of Tommy
Who turned her to a zombie
So vengeance I must vow!

ALL
Look out for us when the war is startin':
A chapter and a half from now!

(The phone booth descends to the Ministry)

  -	CMC

HARRY POTTER FILKS
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**unless, of course, the OOP movie is reduced to 2 ½ hours, in which 
case the scene might be excluded