Beatle Filk: Harry Potter's Loony Grown-up Fans

[jdr0918]

No: HPFGUIDX 80397

The Sergeant Majorette says

(To the tune of Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
*ahem. la la la la, mi mi mi mi...*

We're Harry Potter's loony grownup fans
We really ought to get a life.
We're way too into Harry's psychodrama,
His adolescent mental strife...

Harry Potter's loony,
Goofy, goony, moony
Trippy, dippy adult Potter fans!

We theorize on Harry's sexual life
We have no inkling why we do
We overanalyze each syllable
And still we haven't got a clue!

Harry Potter's loony
Elderly and swoony
Silly willy nilly Potter fans!

Didn't really want to read the book
But we thought we ought to take a look
The kids were getting in too deep
They weren't getting any sleep
So we knew we had to supervise
And make 'em get some exercise
We turned around and there we were--
Harry Potter's Loony Grownup Fans!

--JDR