Euan Abercrombie (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

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Euan Abercrombie

To the tune of Billy Joe McGuffrey (aka First Aid in the First 
Grade), from Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie

Dedicated to Ginger

NOTE: Euan Abercrombie is the youth who is first sorted in OOP by the 
Hat after it has prophesied mayhem and division in the immediate 
future. Just as Tom Lehrer selected the name Nicolai Ivanovich 
Lobachevsky for purely prosodic purposes, so I select the name of Mr. 
Abercrombie (I needed six syllables)

(here beginneth the Filk)

Now Euan Abercrombie was a really dorky kid.
On the first day of First Year, I'll tell you what he did.
He's called up by the Sorting Hat, but much to his disgrace
He trips over his brand-new robes and falls flat on his face. 

It was the worst fear for a First Year.
Worst fear for a First Year.
Worst fear for a First Year.
Even You-Know-Who could not be scarier, it's clear!

Oh, Euan Abercrombie was a really dorky kid.
On the second day of Second Year, I'll tell you what he did.
He tried out for the Quidditch team, and for the Snitch he zoomed
Then a Bludger creamed him and he fell off of his broom

It was the worst fear for a Second Year.
Worst fear for a Second Year.
Worst fear for a Second Year.
Even You-Know-Who could not be scarier, it's clear!

Now, Euan Abercrombie was a really dorky kid,
On the third day of Third Year I'll tell you what he did.
He planned a trip to Hogsmeade town that sounded so divine
But then he lost his mother's note and had to stay behind

It was the worst fear for a Third Year.
Worst fear for a Third Year.
Worst fear for a Third Year.
Even You-Know-Who could not be scarier, it's clear!

Now, Euan Abercrombie was a really dorky kid,
On the fourth day of Fourth Year I'll tell you what he did.
He took a stroll beside the lake but on a puddle slid
Fell into the water and went Shipping with the Squid

It was the worst fear for a Fourth Year.
Worst fear for a Fourth Year.
Worst fear for a Fourth Year.
Even You-Know-Who could not be scarier, it's clear!

Now, Euan Abercrombie was a really dorky kid,
On the fifth day of Fifth Year I'll tell you what he did.
He tried to play a trick on Snape but Filch forced a delay
Snape gave him detention and took 50 points away

It was the worst fear for a Fifth Year.
Worst fear for a Fifth Year.
Worst fear for a Fifth Year.
Even You-Know-Who could not be scarier, it's clear!

Oh, Euan Abercrombie was a really dorky kid.
On the sixth day of Sixth Year, I'll tell you what he did.
In the back pocket of his jeans he sticks his magic wand,
Then it started sparking, and now we all know that's he blonde

It was the worst fear for a Sixth Year.
Worst fear for a Sixth Year.
Worst fear for a Sixth Year.
Even You-Know-Who could not be scarier, it's clear!

Now, Euan Abercrombie was a really dorky kid,
On the final week of Seventh Year I'll tell you what he did.
He had to take all of his NEWTS – so what happened, here's a hint
He has to do the very thing once done by Marcus Flint

It was the worst fear for a Seventh Year.
Worst fear for a Seventh Year.
Worst fear for a Seventh Year.
Even You-Know-Who could not be scarier, it's clear!

   -	CMC

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