You Should Have Known Better (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 80701

You Should Have Known Better (OOP, Chap. 2)

To the tune of I Should Have Known Better by the Beatles

Dedicated, for reasons I trust are obvious, to Gail

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THE SCENE: Four Privet Drive. HARRY reads a draconian decree from 
Hopkirk, Malfalda of the Improper Use of Magic Office

HARRY (reading the letter)
"You should have known better
Than to cast a spell.
In a place where all the 
Muggles dwell
You rebelled
Hey, hey, hey,
You're expelled!

"Whoa, oh, you shoulda realized
There's a penalty
When you infringe Section One-Three.
Wand will be made debris "

And now this tells me they are coming, oh
They wanna break my wand in two, oh
There is no way I'm gonna wait
This lad the coup is gonna flew.

(As HARRY prepares to leave, a second owl flies in with a missive 
from Arthur Weasley)

HARRY (reading the letter)
"So, oh, you should stay localized
Behind the Dursely's door.
Retain your wand
Rely on Dumbledore
Stay indoors,
Hey, hey, hey,
Spell no more."

(HARRY decides to remain, but is angered that he is not being kept 
better informed)

Whoa, oh, does no one realize
What a Kiss can do?
Dudley's soul they would've chomped through.
Yes, it's true! They've no clue!  

And now Art tells me that I oughta, oh
Calm down, let Dumble works things through . oh
OK, for now I'll toe the line,
Bu that guy better write me too

You write me too
. 
You write me too
.

(HARRY of course, waits in vain for Dumbledore's response)

   - CMC

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