TBAY: MAGIC DISHWASHER defunct? (was: Still all quiet on the TBAY front...)

[Peggy]

No: HPFGUIDX 80937

Very Big Snip!

Remnant wrote:

> Still, as I ran home, I called out one last time, "TBAYers, where 
have 
> you gone? Defenders of the MAGIC DISHWASHER, please break your long 
> silence! Won't anyone answer me?"
> 
> -Remnant

The crew of the good ship SILK GOWNS watched the sad, lonely figure 
racing down the beach.

Captain Jenny leaned over the beautifully polised railing of the good 
ship SILK GOWNS and said, "I guess she didn't see us behind the SCOW."

A crewmember sighed, "Guess not.  And we're not sexy--no slashing, no 
romance, not even a trace of Snape, or Florence, or even Lily, for 
that matter. Just anagrams.  Word games. And gum.  We've got great 
gowns, though.  And lots and lots of canon . . ."

"What's that?" said one crewmember who had just stuck her head out 
from belowdecks, "Are we under attack?  I thought I heard somebody 
mention canon.  I've got some great quotes, but no additional canon, 
so if we're being fired on . . ."

"Nope, all's quiet," said the Captain, "Almost too quiet.  An ominous 
silence.  Be prepared for anything, and keep that gum off the deck.  
Makes it sticky."

Peg, crewmember of the good ship SILK GOWNS