Filks from the Young Wizard's Songbook, part 3

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 81102

Constance Vigilance, being constantly vigilant, has been helping Mad-
Eye Moody clean out his trunk. At the bottom of one drawer 
labelled "School Things", they find a battered old schoolbook with 
most of the pages missing. The broken spine reads

The Young Wizard's Songbook.

"Oh," says Constance, "this must be where those random pages have 
been coming from. I thought I saw a couple fly out the window 
recently. This book is in really bad shape. There are only a few 
pages left intact."

They carefully open the book and it begins to sing:


Little Mike Corner

Little Mike Corner
Ginny lovelorner
With redheads he likes to be seen.
He got grumpy and crossed
When his Quidditch team lost.
And so now Ginny's chumming with Dean.


Hickory Dickory Grawp

Hickory Dickory Grawp
Loves Hagrid but gives him a pop.
Another love token,
Another rib broken.
Hickory Dickory Grawp.


Oh Where, Oh Where

Oh where, oh where have my belongings all gone?
If you please, please return them to me.
The items I've missed
I write here on this list.
Signed Luna Lovegood, Sincerely.


"Hmm," says Mad-Eye. "I wonder if there are any more pages loose 
somewhere in this trunk?"

"Dunno," responds Constance noncommittally. "We'll just have to see 
what turns up. Hey, look at this! The Hogwarts Big Book of Limericks!"

~ Constance Vigilance, who has finally got a CD of 42nd Street!