Talk to Firenze (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 81333

Talk to Firenze (OOP, Chap 26-27)

To the tune of the Mister Ed theme (no disrespect to centaurs is 
intended)

Dedicated to the Sergeant Majorette

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THE SCENE: DUMBLEDORE introduces the new Divination Professor, as 
Umbridge looks askance.

DUMBLEDORE
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one would hire a horse of course
But he, of course, he ain't no horse, he's the famous Firenze.

Go ask him of stars or planet Mars 
He'll give you the wisdom of the centaurs. 
He oft conceited wizards jars.
Talk to Firenze!

FIRENZE
I'll burn the sages and mallowsweet, observe by flame and fume
And though of course I'm often wrong, the portents all indicate doom

I lived with my herd until the bird
They gave me, so I to your school transferred.
Dean has said things he'd better reword

Well, listen, Thomas!
I have not been bred! 

   -	CMC

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