Filks from the Young Wizard's Songbook, part 4

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 81489

(Reposted because I forgot the subject.)

Constance Vigilance and Mad-Eye Moody continue digging through his 
trunk.

Constance says, "It was nice of JDR to find that page of The Yound 
Wizard's Songbook that got away. I wonder if there are any more out 
there? Oh, look, under these extra sneakoscopes, here are some more."

Harry Doodle Dandy

Harry Potter rode to school
A flying Ford Angleeya
Came to a stop in a tree top.
Said Snape, "I'm glad to see ya!"

"Expulsion is the standard way
To settle up the damages."
McGonagle said "Not today",
And filled a plate with sandwiches.


Hedwig Owl* 
*Who loves to eat Three Blind Mice

(sing as a round)

Hedwig Owl
She how she flies
To carry a letter to Grimmauld Place
Under the radar of what's-her-face.
Filch's suspicions are way off base.
Hedwig Owl


After moving aside a case of Flesh-Eating Slug repellant, Constance 
yelps triumphantly and holds up a page. "At last, here are the words 
to that pesky ditty I keep hearing being hummed about in TBAY!"


FITD

The Farmer In The Dell
The shipping quest will quell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
And who with whom will dwell?

Cho is hot for Ced
Nevermind the fact he's dead
Hi-ho, the derry-o
Well, that is what she said.

Harry's kissing Cho
Underneath the mistletoe.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
I think that's finished, though.

Hermione's after Har,
Or maybe after Vic.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
Well, she can take her pick.

Ron will pick a fight
With Hermione every night.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
Think it's love? You're right.

Luna fancies Ron
Even when his mind is gone.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
His cluelessness goes on.

Luna, in this mix,
Is the one nobody picks.
Hi-ho, the derry-o
But wait until book six.

~ Constance Vigilance