I’m Very Wealthy (a filk))

[Haggridd]

No: HPFGUIDX 81814

This is a filk of the song "Young and Healthy" from the musical
"Forty-Second Street" titled "I'm Very Wealthy."  It completes the
songs for the OoP filk musical "At 12 Grimmauld Place", which can be
found at CMC's HP filksite:

http://home.att.net/~coriolan/musical/table5.htm

I dedicate this ultimate filk ("Ultimate" in tis case meaning "Last",
not ""Best" or "Highest") to Caius Marcus, without whose perceptive
suggestion tis filk would have been quite different, and probably not
as good.
                                           
                                                                     
                                               
                   I'm Very Wealthy
SCENE:  Lucius Malfoy boasts of his general evilness, his status among
the old wizarding families, and the leverage it gives him on such
needy politicians as Cornelius Fudge.
 
LUCIUS MALFOY:
I hate the masses of humanity,
Wish they all would die;
It offends my sense of pure urbanity,
Whenever they pass by.
I will juggle any Muggle,
Give a Dementor's kiss;
I'll curse and drive them to insanity, 
And then I'll tell them this:

I'm very wealthy,
My family old,
We have servants by the score,
With house-elves and more to scold.
I'm very wealthy,
My status high;
Everybody thinks we're swell,
Can't believe we'll tell a lie.

Oh, how I hate "yuh,"
You are so dumb.
The Muggle lovers
And all the Mudbloods are scum, chum!

[Spoken]
My Lord!  We have done it!

LORD VOLDEMORT: 
Done what!?!

LUCIUS MALFOY: 
The Minister is ours!

I'm very wealthy,
Own lots of land,
And I've got Fudge where I love:
Right in the palm of my hand 
I'm very wealthy,
Have lots of gold;
Gave Fudge some, but not a lot. 
Fudge will do just what he's told.

Oh, how I hate "yuh,"
You are so dumb.
The Muggle lovers
And all the Mudbloods are scum, chum! 

I'm very wealthy,
And full of scorn;
For Weasleys or anyone 
Who's not to the Manor born.

-Haggridd