Foreign DADA Teacher?
Hagrid
aussie_lol at yahoo.com.au
Tue Sep 30 03:55:54 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 81901
Not a spoiler, just an idea.
When LV was strong and popular before the Potters were attacked, many
Slytherin families supported and joined. Now that LV is very visible
again, and not hiding the fact that he is back, there will be a big
recruitment drive for the DE.
... and for the Order ...
With present OotP members getting into panic mode to stop the growth
of DE, who can DD spare and trust to be the new Defence Against Dark
Arts teacher at Hogwarts?
JOB OPENNING:
One option, (and this will somewhat pacify kids that are calling for
non-Britts to be in the movie) is to import a witch or wizard from
away from all the DE influence - from outside of Europe.
JOB REQUIREMENTS:
a) From an area where magic is ancient and established - (so if USA
or Australia, maybe native populations).
b) Experienced with dangerous magical areas (if not fighting Dark
wizards, then dnagerous creatures) - (Dragon colonies are in Peru and
New Zealand)
c) a traditional Brit ally would fit in nicely (does it seem I am
bias to Australia and New Zealand? .. lol)
JOB DESCRIPTION:
d) Being ignorant of previous DADA teachers and their reasons for
leaving would help ... lol (killed; mental hospital; known to be a
warewolf; kissed be dementor; run off by popular demand)
e) Thick skinned to put up with suspicion and distrust from 80% of
staff and students.
f) It would help if he could talk with the CoMC teacher (Hagrid)
about wierd creatures from his/her part of the world
g) Physically, or at least, magically tough (Rugby is a tough game)
h) Adventurous and ...
i) if you could stay longer than 1 year, that would be incredible
(but doubtful ... lol)
SUGGESTION:
allowing for a), b), c), d), e), f), g) h) and i) that sounds like a
laid back, back packing, quidditch playing, aussie, or Kiwi. ~aussie~
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