(FILKS) Yet Another Musical Here...

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 81958

Being the glutton for punishment that I am, I have decided to filk the 
musical "Little Shop Of Horrors".

It's probably anti-climatic to give you the ending first, but what the hey!  
We all know the story by heart anyway.

So, without further ado, may I present the Harry Potter Playhouse's 
rendition of the final scene from


The Tournament Of Horrors


This portion includes the musical numbers:

What Happened Next? (to the tune of _Sominex_)

Time To Die (to the tune of _Suppertime Reprise_)

Epilogue (to the tune of _Finale_)

Don't Tell Harry (to the tune of _Don't Feed The Plants_)
http://www.whitewater.k12.wi.us/whs/drama/horrors/lyrics.htm

Dedicated to all the folk who cheered me on while I was going through my 
funk...you know who you are.

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Scene: Harry has just been Portkeyed back to the outside of the maze with 
Cedric's body.

Moody (taking Harry's arm to lead him away to his office):  It's alright 
son, I've got you.  Come on...hospital wing.

Harry: Dumbledore said stay.

Moody: You need to lie down, come on now.  What happened, Harry?

Harry (singing):

Was a Portkey
I saw Lord Voldemort
We were taken to a graveyard and then
With Dark Magic, he killed Cedric
There were D.E.s -
Moody!  A Death Eater is here!
We must go and
Tell Dumbledore
He would want to hear

Moody: I know where the D.E. is

Harry (Harry's lines are spoken):  You do?

Moody: And I know just where is he

Harry: Have you got him locked up?

Moody: He's standing awfully close

Harry: Karkaroff?

Moody: No, it ain't Igor...it's me

Harry:  Wh-what?

Moody: I'm Barty Crouch's son
The Dark Lord's faithful one

The Dark Lord will be pleased

Harry: I don't believe it!

Moody: When from me he has learned

Harry: You didn't...you couldn't!

Moody: That I've killed you for him

Harry: You put my name in the Cup?

Moody: And now he has returned

Harry: You gave me all the clues?

Moody: With me right by his side

Harry: You're mad!  You're mad!

Moody: So now it's time to die

(Moody draws his want to kill Harry but a blinding flash of red light 
explodes on stage as the door crashes open.  Moody is thrown backwards and 
is rendered unconscious.  In the doorway stand Dumbledore, Snape and 
Mcgonagall.  McGonagall goes directly to Harry.  Dumbledore and Snape 
approach Barty!Moody and Dumbledore kicks his body onto his back.  
Dumbledore then turns to the audience.)

Dumbledore:

Subsequent to the events which you have just witnessed
Barty Crouch was kissed, his soul sucked by a Dementor
On the order of the Minister of Magic
So then now he cannot give his testemony

Snape, McGonagall, Harry:

Subsequent to the events which you have just witnessed
Dumbledore told Fudge about Voldemort's return
But he refused to accept the evidence
So we expect resistance from Fudge

(Dumbledore joins in)

Thus there was a parting of the ways
But we knew that we couldn't delay
Because Voldemort's power would grow, and grow - and grow
So then there was much work to be done
We had to tell everyone
Like Lupin, Mrs. Figg
Mundungus Fletcher, the Old Crowd
Yeah, the Order!

(Enter the Order of the Phoenix Ensemble)

Sirius: Hidden at Number 12 Grimmald Place

Kingsley: We'll discuss the Wizarding World's fate

Snape: But whatever plans that we make

Dumbledore: Don't tell Harry

Lupin: At the Department of Mysteries

Tonks: We'll take turns guarding the prophecy

Mundungus: Though we'll do whatever it takes

Molly Weasley:  Don't tell Harry

OoP Ensemble:  Look out!  Here comes Voldemort!

(Enter Voldemort and the Death Eater Ensemble)

Look out!

Voldemort: My power's restored!

Lucius: Now he will conquer

Avery:  He'll rule like before

Wormtail: We'll give you what-for

OoP Ensemble:

We cannot let Lord Voldemort rule
We will all do what we have to do
We'll fight him, even if it's scary
But for Harry's happiness sake
Though it may be a big mistake
These are the words that D'dore spake
"Don't tell Harry"

Harry, Ron, Hermione:

See ya in Book Five!

Company:

Don't tell Harry!


Curtain.


-Gail B...more to come.

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