Filk: Blame it on the Train

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 94934

Blame it on the Train based on Blame it on the Rain by Milli Vanilli.

To Chelle and AmyC

Scene:  CoS.  Snape's office.  Snape has just left to get McG, who, 
as he told Ron and Harry, has the power to expell them.  Ron turns to 
Harry and sings:

Ron:
We knew the train was leaving.
We gave a good try (good try)
To barrel through the barrier
To reach the other side.
Now we wished 
That we had made it (made it)
And just rode it to the school.
We had to fly away.
Now we're gonna get the blame.
Gotta blame it on something-
Gotta blame it on something.

Blame it on the train (train)
Blame it on the car (car)
Whatever you do, just don't blame me and you
Blame it on the train, yeah, yeah.
You can blame it on the train.
ooh....

Harry:
We can't, we can't, we can't, blame the train.
We can't, we can't, we can't, blame the train.
Yeah, yeah,
We could say we are sorry.  
We could say we were wrong.

Ron:
But if we're to go and do that, no, no
Snape would be right all along.

Harry:
We could say that we were desp'rate (desp'rate)
To get back here to our school.
We wanted back so bad 
That we'll have to take the blame.

Ron:
Gotta blame it on something-
Gotta blame it on something.
Blame it on the train that was bound for Hogwarts.
Blame it on the car that took to flight.
Whatever you do- just don't blame me and you
Blame it on the train, yeah, yeah.

You can blame it on the train
Cuz the train can't fly
And the train ain't here.
You got to blame it on something.
Blame it on the train
Blame it on the car
Whatever you do- just don't blame me and you 
Blame it on the train, yeah, yeah

(repeat as necessary)

Ginger, who was so taken in by the ADMIN that she actually thought of 
writing an encoded filk.  This one isn't it.