"Trevor, it's for you."
jksunflower2002
mkeller01 at alltel.net
Sun Apr 4 16:51:04 UTC 2004
No: HPFGUIDX 95145
--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, Barry Arrowsmith
<arrowsmithbt at b...> wrote:
> Where's Trevor?
> What's happened to our favourite amphibian?
>
> Has he been taking a breather until the coming of his apotheosis,
that
> glorious moment when, in the full flower of his warty strength, he
> rises from his humble station to shake the foundations of the
> Potterverse?
>
> Or has he breathed his last, now an unrecognised lump of
desiccated
> something, mouldering gently at the bottom of Mrs Norris's basket?
>
> It's a long time since TOADMASTER I & II bestrode the site, avidly
> promoted by diseased imaginations as either the embodiment of
Neville's
> parents minds or an evil spy, cunningly placed to report all to
the
> forces of repression. Could still happen, though time is running
> dangerously short for the little fellow to reveal all.
>
> Last year I wondered if he'd set up house in Moaning Myrtle's
cubicle;
> or perhaps had fallen victim to the Mermen - served up on a half-
shell
> with a piquant garnish as an appetising snack.
> Even such a foul calumny did not provoke him to break cover and
> protest.
> This is ominous.
>
> Snape would know all about toads. You see, they have magical
> properties. Oh my word, yes! Even Shakespeare gave them a line or
two:
>
> Sweet are the uses of adversity,
> Which, like the toad, ugly and venomous,
> Wears yet a precious jewel in it's head.
>
> (If you ask nicely, ladyramkin2000 will tell you that's from 'As
You
> Like It'.)
>
> "And what is this precious jewel?" you mutter between yawns.
> The toadstone. Found in a toad's head it will when touched to any
> envenomed hurt causes the pain to cease and the wound to heal.
Nagini,
> anyone?
>
> Just what the plot needs - yet another little helper to save
Harry's
> bacon as doom looms closer. Can't use Fawkes again, he's had his
15
> minutes of fame already. Or will it be Neville that needs saving,
just
> for a change? Of course, for it to work somebody is going to have
to
> perform a rough and ready craniotomy on Trevor, which will
definitely
> put him out of the running in the "Pet that causes the least mess'
> competition, but what the hell, it'll all be in a good cause.
>
> Assuming, that is, that the other... No, no, you don't want to
hear it.
> Well, if you insist.
>
> There's another bit of mythology - surprising really, that our
French
> members haven't brought it up. Concerns Roland, yep, him of the
Song.
> The device on his banner was 3 toads. No accounting for taste. One
day
> when he went into battle the toads turned into fleurs-de-lis. And
the
> fleur-de-lis is the Lily.
> Silly really. Don't tell Harry - he might get the stories mixed up
and
> it'd be really upsetting for the poor lad if he picked the wrong
one
> and saw something shocking bouncing down the dormitory steps.
>
> There's only one problem.
> Anyone seen Trevor?
> Give him a call, tell him he might be needed.
>
> Kneasy
I was wondering if perhaps Trevor was simply representative of
Neville himself. The "jewel" being a memory of Neville's that
will prove to be the key to the entire mystery. I've just been
too busy **coughlazycough** to pursue it further. Anyone?
Also, more on toads and alchemy:
http://main.amu.edu.pl/~rafalp/ART/toad.html
uh,Toad
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