FILK - Rubeus Hagrid

[Marci]

No: HPFGUIDX 95360

RUBEUS HAGRID (To the tune of "Eleanor Rigby" by the Beatles)

Ah, look at all the fiery dragons
Ah, look at all the cuddly creatures

Rubeus Hagrid
lives in a hut on the edge of a magical school
Fang always drools

Cannot do magic
He was expelled from the school as a lad of thirteen
Tom Riddle schemed

All the fiery dragons, I wish that I had one
All the cuddly creatures, blast-ended skrewts, what fun!

Hippogriffs, threstrals
Fluffy, the three-headed dog; some creatures in his care
What's over there?

Norwegian Ridgeback
Don't you forget that huge spider he called Aragog
Keeps in the dark

All the fiery dragons, I wish I still had one
Monster Book of Monsters, it bites, it growls, what fun!

By
Marci Goldie Black