FILK (poetic) Lord Voldemort

[Iggy McSnurd]

No: HPFGUIDX 95843

Iggy here:
 
Ok all... time to start my most difficult endeavor to date. I will seek
to locate and filk (in no particular order) every poem I can find from
Lewis Carrol's books "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" and "Through the
Looking Glass and What Alice Found There."  (The latter of the to being
more commonly known as "Through the Looking Glass.")
 
So, here's the first poem.  (I kept a couple of the original nonsense
words because, going with the definitions given by Carrol himself, they
actually fit.)
 
I hope you all enjoy it.
 
Iggy McSnurd
 
 
Lord Voldemort
(based on "the Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carrol)
 
'Twas midnight, and the Death Eaters
Did plan and plot to enslave;
All mimsy were Dobby's fears,
Harry's future did look grave.
 
"Beware Lord Voldemort, my son!
His mind that plots, his curses for you!
Beware Lucius Malfoy, and shun
The deceitful Pettigrew!" 
 
He took his phoenix wand in hand:
Long time the vexing foe he sought --
So rested he by the Whomping tree.
And stood awhile in thought. 
 
And as in uffish thought he stood,
Lord Voldemort, with eyes of flame,
Came whispering through the forbidden wood,
All cursing as he came! 
 
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The phoenix wand went zappedy-zack!
Harry left him dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back. 
 
"And hast thou slain Lord Voldemort?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
Albus chortled in his joy. 
 
'Twas midnight, and no Death Eater
Was left to plan or plot to enslave;
No longer did Dobby's fear,
Harry's future was no longer grave. 
 


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