Monstrous odds

[potioncat]

No: HPFGUIDX 96400


Kneasy wrote:
> 
> Since they're found solely in the tropics, the only place in 
Hogwarts where
> one might lurk is in the greenhouses feeding on Sprout's surplus 
or cast-
> off paramours. She's probably trained one to tidy away the 
empties. 
> Reminds me of that classic line "I like my men to be like Kleenex; 
soft, 
> strong, disposable." Hmm. Could be more to Sprout than meets the 
eye.
> 
> Unfortunately, they're repelled by a Patronus and it seems more 
likely 
> that Harry will be learning some new spells rather than repeating 
himself
> too much.
> 
> With this in mind, plus the certainty that Sprout would go 
ballistic when
> her arrangements are revealed, it must rank as an outsider.

Potioncat:
If my mythology memory is correct, the original Pomona had quite a 
few suitors, before she chose a like-minded husband.  You could be 
on to something. ;-)