Hagrid's potential off-spring (was re: Hagrid's parents)
caspenzoe
cruthw at earthlink.net
Fri Aug 20 17:22:45 UTC 2004
No: HPFGUIDX 110739
--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Josh Warren"
<wjwarren4269 at c...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "garybec" <garybec101 at c...>
> wrote:
> > Lycaea wrote:
the one thing we want to know is: how the hell did they
> > have sex?
> > Becki's thoughts on the subject;
what the heck did he
> > see in her?
Josh
> I'll admit to having considered _both_ topics way too often, but
I'm
> surprised the womenfolk didn't consider the implications of
Hagrid's
> querying Madame Maxime about _which_ of her parents was the giant!
> This evidently worse both ways people! Forget the pencils...
>
> I guess in Grawp's case, we can only hope he had one ugly father.
We
> do have a rather singular example of the giants in canon, so it
might
> not be fair to make too many assumptions. However, I do seem to
> recall Grawp being the runt of the litter. *gulp* Add _that_ to
your
> musings!
>
> Josh
Let's take it a step further:
What do the laws of genetics say about the potential products of a
Hagrid/Mme Maxime pairing? Assuming that both Hagred and Maxime are
1/2 giant, couldn't this produce some purely genetically giant off-
spring, as well as some purely genetically human off-spring, and/or
any combination in between? If this theory is correct, isn't the
Hagrid/Maxime pairing a really bad idea?
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