The Power Voldemort Knows Not

[Eric Oppen]

No: HPFGUIDX 111075

I'm one of those who believe that "the power the Dark Lord knows not" is
love.  However, this does lead to some silly thoughts:

I keep imagining Harry somehow or other getting through that door he
couldn't open at the Ministry, falling in, being utterly saturated with
Love...and then chasing a terrified Voldemort all over the place, calling
out endearments in a phony French accent!

"Ah, my passionate little Dark Lord, at last we are alone together!  *smooch
smooch smooch*  I know that you 'ave been playing 'ard-to-get, but I 'ave
caught you at long last!" (Meanwhile, Voldemort, having found out that his
spells don't work on Harry the hard way, is frantically struggling to get
away, while the DEs and Aurors, who stared in utter amazement at first, are
now lying or sitting around, helpless with laughter)

Harry Potter as Pepe le Pew, and Voldie as that poor cat Pepe was always
chasing...

Or, maybe, Harry gets saturated with Love...and suddenly he's a 1960s
flower-child?  "Like wow, Voldie, you are on this, like, really uptight
scene.  Why don't you give up this Dark Lord jazz and groove with me?"