FILK: I’m a Tweet Wittle Bird

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 111237

I'm a Tweet Wittle Bird

To the tune that Tweety Bird frequently sang in his altercations with 
Sylvester (who was undoubtedly a Kneazle) 

http://www.angelfire.com/fl4/birdsandmore/tweety/wavs/singin.wav

http://members.fortunecity.com/cooltweety/cagesong.wav

Dedicated to Eric Oppen (who lately invoked Pepe Le Pew)

THE SCENE: The Headmaster's Office. FAWKES, a phoenix whose song is 
magical and is reputed to increase the courage of the pure of heart 
and strike fear into the heart of the impure, sits upon a swing and 
sings to himself (hey, we're not saying that **everything** a phoenix 
sings is imbued with that magical quality)

FAWKES:
I'm a tweet wittle bird from a mythic stage
Fawkes is my name but I don't got no age
I don't have to worry `bout Voldy's tricks;
His green AK rays turn me back to a chick.

    -	CMC

HARRY POTTER FILKS 
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/hpfilks.htm 

Tune in for our next episode, when Fawkes exclaims:

FAWKES: I tawt I taw a Voldy Lord!

And then, tune in again for our episode after that, in which Fawkes 
cries


FAWKES: I did, I did, I did taw a Voldy Lord!