FILK: You’re Beginning To Lack A Lot Of Quidditch

[coriolan_cmc]

No: HPFGUIDX 118928


For the holiday season.....

You're Beginning To Lack A Lot Of Quidditch (OOP, Chap. 19)

To the tune of  It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

MIDI and lyrics here:

http://www.rienzihills.com/ChristmasSing/beginningtolook.htm


THE SCENE: The Quidditch Field. High Inquisitor UMBRIDGE decides upon 
an appropriate penalty for HARRY and the WEASLEY TWINS for brawling 
with Draco after the game 

UMBRIDGE:
You're beginning to lack a lot of Quidditch, for I am so strict
When inquisitors you displease, my twenty-fifth decree
Proclaims I can a lifelong ban inflict

You're beginning to lack a lot of Quidditch, Harry, George and Fred
I'll enjoy in my office room the presence of your three brooms I've 
confiscated

HARRY. GEORGE & FRED
We three were very annoyed by a crack of Malfoy,
We attacked that miserable git.
Hooch interposed 
and she so saved his nose and the skull we all longed to split.
Dolores then declared we from the GQT must split

CHORUS OF SLYTHERINS
You're beginning to lack a lot of Quidditch, this should give you 
pause.
The twin Beaters who love to beat are compelled to retreat
The Seeker must seek elsewhere for applause

You're beginning to lack a lot of Quidditch, time for you to quit
And the thing that we Slyths all sing, of how Weasley is our King, 
Proves a smashing hit!

 -  CMC (who will filk Feliz Navidad as Felix Felicis once Book Six 
is out)

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