FILK: Wrinkled Elf

[coriolan_cmc]

No: HPFGUIDX 119370


Wrinkled Elf

To the tune of Jingle Bells


THE SCENE: 12 Grimmauld Place, around Christmas. As KREACHER enters, 
the mounted heads of the House-Elves – each wearing a Santa cap – 
burst into song.

CHORUS OF ELF HEADS
Skulking through the house
Acting like he's deaf
Savaging the visitors
And saving photographs
Loving Mother Black
Loathing Sirius

KREACHER
Oh, what am I up to? Hint:
It's deleterious!

CHORUS OF ELF HEADS
Oh! Wrinkled elf, wrinkled elf
Wrinkled, old and gray
Fill his house with half-breeds
And you'll fill him with dismay
Oh! Wrinkled elf, wrinkled elf
Wrinkled, old and gray
He would rather play the role
Of villain than valet.

KREACHER
Ten years home alone
Like the Macaulay lad
Then doors are open thrown
Padfoot's in my pad
Brings into disgrace 
All his ancestry
He now says he will erase 
Our grand old tapestry

CHORUS OF ELF HEADS
Oh! Wrinkled elf, wrinkled elf
Wrinkled, old and gray
Fill his house with half-breeds
And you'll fill him with dismay
Oh! Wrinkled elf, wrinkled elf
Wrinkled, old and gray
He would rather play the role
Of villain than valet.

KREACHER
Now the time is right
Grimmauld Place I'll leave
To the Malfoy site
Wicked plots to weave
Hippogriff I've harmed
Potter's in the hearth
Sirius will buy the farm, 
It's his last day on earth.

KREACHER & CHORUS 
Oh! Wrinkled elf, wrinkled elf
Wrinkled, old and gray
Fill my/his house with half-breeds
And I'll/he'll fill you/them with dismay
Oh! Wrinkled elf, wrinkled elf
Wrinkled, old and gray
I/He would rather play the role
Of villain than valet.
I/He would rather play the role
Of villain than valet!


   -	CMC (OK, OK, so "hearth" and "earth" don't actually rhyme

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