FILK: Walk Like a Dementor

[Susan Miller]

No: HPFGUIDX 90300

This one is to Walk Like an Egyptian, here is the midi:

http://www.hamienet.com/midi16614.html

If it doesn't scan quite right, don't blame me, neither does the 
original.

Walk Like a Dementor

All those who guard Azkaban
Who on the dark cold North Sea reside
Don't jump or run (oh whey oh)
They silently along just seem to glide.

With rattling breath the undead rise
Suck happiness from ev'ry room.
A cruel twist- (oh whey oh)
A loving kiss now means lasting doom.

Quick trial and
You're on the island
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like A Dementor

(short music break 4 bars)

Ministry is in denial
A magical top bureaucrat
Fudge thinks he knows (oh whey oh)
No brains inside lime green bowler hat

Voldemort just sends out a call
One touch upon dark secret mark
When DE's come (oh whey oh)
Walk like Dementors in the dark

All the DE's still inside go
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like A Dementor

(long music break 12 bars)

Lift up your hands, drop your hood
With rotting skin and that putrid breath
Suck out the joy (oh whey oh)
And leave a fate so much worse than death

Umbrage to impress her mentor
Sent evil things out to represent
Patronus stag (oh whey oh)
It charged like a Dementor

That batty Arabella Figg
She went outside to feed the cat
Though squib she be (oh whey oh)
Dementors can see in spite of that

Gave testimony, did Missus Figg
Dementors running, so very big!
They ran in? What did you say?
I think I meant gliding, yes I did!

All the Wizengamot saying
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like A Dementor


~ Constance Vigilance, who's had enough Bangles for a while now.