FILK: Molly, Don't Put My Healer Down

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 90479

Molly, Don't Put My Healer Down (OOP, Chap. 23)

To the tune of Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town by Kenny Rogers

Dedicated to Star Opal 

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THE SCENE: St. Mungo's, First Floor, Dai Llewellyn Ward. ARTHUR 
WEASLEY is in major trouble with his better half when she learns that 
he has been fooling around "snake-oil" medical treatments


ARTHUR:
You're pursing up your lips and yelled, and actin' like you was ticked
Molly, are you contemplating going ballistic?
The stitches on my wound, I see, are causing you to frown
Oh Molly, don't put my Healer down.

It wasn't me that asked that snake to crawl across the floor
When I stood as secret guard for Albus Dumbledore.
And yes, you know how I'm game for Muggle remedies 
Oh, Molly, it's complementary


The Trainee Healer, `Gustus Pye, is quite a lovely chap
And he wants to see if a method like this will the snake venom zap
And it may not work, it seems as though I'm gainin' no rebound
Oh Molly, ask Smethwyck to come down


They're leaving now, as I observe my sons sneak out the door
They want to run before their Mum proclaims her famous roar
And if I could move, I'd flee her wrath at twice the speed of sound
Oh Molly, don't put your husband down.

Oh Molly, for gosh sakes, put that down



    -	CMC (feeling guilty over leaving poor Arthur in such dire 
straits) 

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