Filk: What I Did For Fudge

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 91244

What I Did For Fudge

To the tune of What I Did for Love, from A Chorus Line 

MIDI at:

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/8849/Moviemusicals/Resu
me/One.htm#songs

Dedicated to Annemehr

UMBRIDGE
Kiss my job goodbye,
The privilege and the power
Now out seeking interviews
But I can't regret
What I did for Fudge,
What I did for Fudge.

Said, "Hey, kid, don't lie,
Defiance I'll devour!"
But my quill could not cut through
Lovegood's bad gazette 
What it did to Fudge,
What it did to Fudge.

MOM, ministers for MOM,
Who thought Voldy gone,
Found they were in error


Dumbledore did fly
I was atop the tower
Chance to run Hogwarts I blew 
Though upset, can't regret
What I did for Fudge,

UMBRIDGE and CHORUS
What I did for Fudge.

UMBRIDGE
What I did for--

UMBRIDGE and CHORUS
Fudge
.

MOM, ministers for MOM,
Who thought Voldy gone,
Found they were in error


UMBRIDGE and CHORUS (antiphonally)
Told Hogwarts goodbye
As Peeves made me/her to cower
Through the entrance hall I/she flew

CHORUS
This brunette can't regret
What she did for Fudge,

UMBRIDGE 
What I did for Fudge.

PEEVES
What she did for
Fudge...

(PEEVES observes an appropriate moment of stillness as the music 
subsides, before he begins whacking UMBRIDGE with a chalk-filled sock 
& McGonagall's walking stick. Exeunt omnes.)

   -	CMC

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