[HPforGrownups] Re:_The_Good,_The_Bad,_and_The_Ugly_(Was:_Book_6_&7_clich?s)

[JuHu]

No: HPFGUIDX 91348

I agree with most of what's been written, and add a
few of my own:

The GOOD

Rita Skeeter working for the Quibbler (I mean, I could
manure my garden with the contents of "Harry Potter's
Secret Heartache. . ." *g*)

Ah, I might be tempted by the FEATHERBOAS, I'm a
sucker at heart for OBHWF <wipes away tear>

Umbridge incarcerated in Hogwarts' darkest, dankest
dungeon and forced to write forevermore "I must not be
a puffed-up, power-hungry, brown-nosing, narcissistic
evil hag" with that wretched quill of hers. And when
she needs a break, switch to the left hand: "I must
not look like a baboon's backside..."

Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, the Dursleys all getting such a
fine comeuppance from Harry that it will make me cheer

Kreacher's head on the wall of 12 Grimmauld Place (I'm
felling really morbid today...)

Hermione discovering the "12 uses of Blast-Ended
Skrewt blood" and Hagrid becoming rich off his
breeding them, providing him with ample free time to
perfect his magical abilities

Percy getting a huge helping of humble pie

The BAD

(Sorry H/H shippers) Harry snogging Hermione. I mean,
she's like his sister!

Fudge getting away with being an idiot (I know he's a
politician and they get more leeway, but most people
aren't so lucky)

Krum, Karkaroff, Grawp, etc. never reappearing

Any of the Dursley's turning out to be magical. They
*so* do not deserve it.

One of the twins dying, leaving Incomplete!Twin with
nothing to joke about

The UGLY

Any of our thousands of questions not being answered!

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