Re: book six and seven clichés

[dumbledore11214]

No: HPFGUIDX 91356

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "hermionekitten9" 
<kreneeb at h...> wrote:
> I saw this question on another web site, so I don't take any credit 
> for it; I just thought that it was really interesting.
> 
> In the next upcoming books, what would be the most horrible, mind 
> numbing, clichés that JKR could write? What would bring you to
> your knees, while you yell from pure joy? Things like Vampire 
Snape, 
> sicky-sweet Draco, Harry getting some advise from Sirus via a 
> painting or a Spellotaped mirror, Harry/ Hermione, Ron/ Luna, 
> Neville goin' Matrix on Bellatrix, or Voldy. 
> 
> Harry Potter Fans have been reading and then rereading these books, 
> while dissecting every word. We have come up some interesting 
> theories that have been discussed as much as the books. We all have 
> are favorites, and we all have are pet peeves. So... what's yours?
> 
> Mine are...
> 
> THE GOOD
> 
> An Interesting, complex, "Good Slytherin" I'm rooting for Blaise 
> Zabini, who will once and for all be confirmed to be a boy.
> 
> Dumbledore dying, not because I want him dead, I just think it 
would 
> be interesting to read how Harry and the Order will go on without 
> him.
> 
> Snape continuing to give Harry Occlumency lessons. Come on... tell 
> me you didn't grin every time it was time for Occulmency lesson for 
> Harry in the fifth book. 
> 
> Percy was actually a spy for the Order in the MoM; and that his 
> whole "I'm-turning-my-back-on-my-family" thing was a front.
> 
> Harry ending up with a minor character like Susan Bones, Just NOT 
> Hermione, Ginny, or Luna.
> 
> Any other house besides Gryffindor winning the House Cup, they 
can't 
> possibly win all the time.
> 
> I also want little Mark to come to Hogwarts, just not end up as 
> Harry's cousin ten times removed.
> 
> THE BAD...
> 
> Will be very unhappy if Snape ends up being a traitor and a double-
> agent guy, or a vampire. 
> 
> Redeemed!Draco  I don't care if Draco winds up fighting for the 
good 
> side, but I don't want him turning all squishy and sweet.
> 
> Dead!Harry or Martyr!Harry, or a permanently tortured soul Harry.
> 
> Anybody but Harry defeating Voldemort... finding out that what is 
in 
> the locked room is "love" then harry using it to put Voldy in a 
fate 
> worse then death.
> 
> I can't stand OBHWF, if this happens I'll start to spontaneously 
> jabbing my eyes out with a spoon. Or if all of the DOM-six getting 
> paired up with one another in a wonderful love...thing.
> 
> I would be devastated if the books are less than 800 pages. 
> 
> Nothing JKR could write will make stop reading the books, but there 
> are lots of things that would make me roll my eyes, Or will make me 
> jump for joy. 
> kitten


I'll play. :o)
THE GOOD CLICHES :

The good Slytherin - yes, please, please. I am all for that and it is 
long time overdue. I actually think it is going to be that Slyhterin 
boy, who saw the thestrals, probably Blaise indeed.

BUT going right to BAD:

Please, please let it not be Draco. Please. He is one of the couple 
characters in the books whom I passionately hate. I hold some hopes 
for his redemption, even though I saw him as nasty little racist 
since book 2, but I did not want to give up that early.
Sorry, after book 5 every hope for Draco's credible redemption is 
lost for me and if JKR decides to redeem him it would seem rushed in 
my eyes.


GOOD:

He! Snape as a vampire- why not? I think that this theory has much 
more canon support than many others I happened to read. I am not 
passionate enough about it, but I would like to see it.


Please, please let Harry live. :o) I don't care how she will do it, 
just do it. :o)


BAD:
Of course I don't want the boy who live to die. ;o)

I'll post later if I think of something else.


Alla