[HPforGrownups] "brew fortune, bottle fame, put a stopper in death"

[Amanda Geist]

No: HPFGUIDX 88092

(klaxons go off) L.O.O.N.* on deck! Take cover!

The subject line is not accurate to canon. The first two are incorrect or
swapped, and the revision of the third is what Snape said in The Celluloid
Which Shall Not Be Named, to (in my opinion) clarify what he's saying for
the audience.

What he says in the book is "I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory,
even stopper death." [which is, by the bye, a perfect haiku.]

~Amanda, old L.O.O.N.

*League Of Obsessive Nitpickers; achieved by acclamation and recognition by
a sitting L.O.O.N. Or standing. Whatever.