List Culture: L.O.O.N. Elevation!

[Amanda]

No: HPFGUIDX 88128

~~League Of Obsessive Nitpickers Official Memorandum~~

TO: Past President Joywitch M. Curmudgeon
FROM: Amandageist
RE: Membership of Eloise

Madam Past President:

I am sorry to disturb your retirement, but Anal P. Lardbottom cannot 
be found and I am uncertain who our current president is. I know you 
still have access to the magical trunk with the L.O.O.N. records.

Two events recently came to pass on the main list which have resulted 
in Eloise's elevation to full L.O.O.N. membership.

One, she supported a posting L.O.O.N. with effective and on-point 
canon support, thus maintaining the reputation of our singular group; 
and

Two, Ali, L.O.O.N. member, has recognized her as a fellow and invited 
her in.

These events, coupled with Eloise's demonstrated history of mastery 
of interpretation, hairsplitting, and nitpicking of canon, fully 
justify this elevation. Please place this memo in her file and send 
an owl with her L.O.O.N. badge posthaste.

Yours,
Amandageist

P.S. -- I am sorry that the delivery of the children to your cave was 
disrupted; the UPS man misread the note on the crate which 
read "Leave if Addressee Not Home, These aren't Hazardous" as "Leave! 
If Addressee is Home! She Is Hazardous." This, combined with the fact 
that you chose that day to air your collections, resulted in his 
fleeing without depositing the crate. I will resend at earliest 
convenience.