Why ole Snapey is(n't) a vamp (or old, either!)

[iris_ft]

No: HPFGUIDX 88153

Well, he's not a vamp because he doesn't look like Mae West, even 
when he (his boggart avatar, better said) wears Mrs Longbottom's 
dress and hat.

Iris, back from a lecture on Buñuel and surrealism. I apologize for 
this OT and crank post, but with a title like that,and after all 
that I heard this afternoon, I couldn't resist the temptation of an 
easy joke...