FILK: Aberforth's Afternoon Delight

[Haggridd]

No: HPFGUIDX 88295

This is in respnse to the demand for an Aberforth Filk based on the 
Starland Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight"

This filk is dedicated to Amanda (mandolabar) and to Caius Marcius.


Aberforth's Afternoon Delight 

SCENE:  Aberforth serenades his dearest friend Nanny, whom he has 
nicknamed his "Aberforth's Delight."

ABERFORTH:
Gonna find my kid, I'm gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab my "Aberforth's Delight"
My motto's always been "when it's tight, it's right,"
And that Mafalda Hopkirk is just full of spite.
The Improper Use of Magic Office owls me,
But I say my charms are quite appropriate, anyone can        
        see.


Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to my little "Aberforth's Delight."
Rubbin' "wands" and "stones" together makes the  
       charms ignite,
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Wand sparks up in flight.
"Aberforth's Delight"
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning in an awful plight.
The Department of Magical Law Enforcement will fight 
But you've got some hay a waitin' and I think you might try nibbling,
My little "Aberforth's Delight"
Wand sparks up in flight
"Aberforth's Delight"
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting in the barnyard, when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'fore the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' "wands" and "stones" together makes the 
       charms ignite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Wand sparks up in flight
"Aberforth's Delight"
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight.

"Aberforth's Delight!"

Haggridd