Snape a vampire? Different explanation

[Eric Oppen]

No: HPFGUIDX 88422

No, I don't think for one second that Snape's a vampire.

There's a perfectly reasonable alternate explanation for his behavior.

He's a Goth.

This would explain the clothes, the swooping, and the vampire-like behavior.

And his attitude...he's just hung over out to HERE after a night at the Goth
clubs in Edinburgh or Glasgow, and now he's got to deal with a bunch of
inattentive, ungrateful little snots?  Who wouldn't be crabby?

--Eric, who knows some Goths who would love to be able to carry it off as
well as Snape does.