A new anti-vampire acronym

[ameliagoldfeesh]

No: HPFGUIDX 88711

A brief preface:

Ever since Pippin first posted the Snape!Vampire theory I've wanted 
to do an anti-vampire acronym.  I recall when the first vampire 
debates started I pulled out my dictionary-- and had no luck at all. 
(How did Tabouli make it look So easy?!)

So may I present: S.A.N.G.U.I.N.E. 
 Snape, A Nocturnal Grouch. Undead? Indeed Not Everyone!

A Goldfeesh
(who has to really hand it to Tabouli, Greywolf and all the other 
prolific acronym generators of the past)