Filk: I Wanna Sock!

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 89968

Possibly the first filk on a Twisted Sister tune, I Wanna Sock! is to 
the tune of I Wanna Rock!

Dedicated to all you 80's long haired, spandex wearing, headbangers.  
I know you're out there!

Scene:
Harry's bedroom during the Dursley's dinner with the Masons.  
Ignoring Harry's pleadings for silence, Dobby thrashes his magic 
guitar (with magic amp) and sings:

I wanna sock! 
I wanna sock!
I want a sock!
I wanna sock!

"Be trod down" they say,
Well I got to say, and though I bang my head in pain,
I say, NO!
No! No, no, no, no, no!

"Let's make Harry pay"
Well, all I got to say, as to the stove I now foray,
I say, NO!
No! No, no, no, no, no!

So if you ask me why I stay although I hate it,
There's my enslavement, and I say to you:

I wanna sock!
I wanna sock!
I want a sock!
I wanna sock!

There's a wizard that
Is nothing like the rest, put the Dark Lord to the test
And make him go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go.

There's a plot that's hatched
To kill the Muggleborn and Harry Potter put to scorn.
Sir can't go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go.

So I took all your posts, else you'd soon be joining the ghosts,
There's only one more wish I'd wish come true:

I wanna sock!
I wanna sock!
I want a sock!
I wanna sock!

Repeat and fade


It was like a bad itch-I had to scratch it.  I had that in my head 
for so long, I just had to do something with it.

Ginger, who really misses those hair bands