(FILK) Half Blood Prince

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Half Blood Prince

A filk by Gail B. to the tune of _Two Princes_ by the Spin Doctors


Midi is here (scroll down to "S"):
http://members.tripod.com/~baritoneboy/midi.html


"Half Blood Prince" will be the title
Of the next book, now
And since, since this clue is vital
I'll take a look, now
At the list of all the choices
Of characters, now
Listen to H.P. Fandom's voice as
They weigh factors, now

J.K. gave this information
At her web site, now
"Storge", it was a fabrication
She didn't write, now
And furthermore, she tells as compensation
In her story, now
Lord Voldemort's not Prince in the narration
Nor is Harry, now

Voldemort, Harry P.
Neither of these two characters are he
I ain't got no idea who it could be
But everybody's got his own little theory
Everybody's got his own little theory

Say maybe the Prince is Colin Creevy
It could be him, now
Or perhaps it's Justin Finch-Fletchley
It could be him, now
Some say the Prince just might be Seamus
It could be him, now
And others like the thought of Remus
They dig Lupin, now

This Prince is a big mystery
What if instead, now
The Prince is ancient history?
Someone who's dead now
Or a figure of speech produced
To cause some doubt, now?
Or he's somebody not introduced
To freak us out, now?

Who is it? We can guess
Rowling mentioned something about C.o.S.
I ain't got no favorites, I must confess
But you should listen to some other folks obsess
You should listen to some other folks obsess

I heard the Prince may be Lee Jordan
It could be him, now
And some say Mark Evans is our man
It could be him, now
Some think Kingsley will play the part
Is his blood half now?
Others say Gilderoy Lockhart
Don't make me laugh, now

Somewhere I read it's possible
Hagrid's the one, now
Can not forget Thomas Riddle
The list's not done, now
Roger Davies has been mentioned
And Kirke, Andrew, now
Neville has caught some attention
Dean Thomas too, now

Say maybe the Prince is Colin Creevy
It could be him, now
Or perhaps it's Justin Finch-Fletchley
It could be him, now
Some say the Prince just might be Seamus
It could be him, now
Others like the idea of Remus
They dig Lupin, now

Oh, Rowling!
Who could it be, now?
Oh!
Who, who could it be, now?
Oh, we're in a fix
Who could it be, now?
Come on, who is the Prince who's in Book Six?
Who could it be, now?
Come on, come on, come on
Who could it be, now?
Time will go slow, now
I want to know now!


-Gail B...who always imagined she'd turn this tune into a
Ron/Hermione Ship filk...heh.