FILK: The Vaults Down Under

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 103887

The Vaults Down Under to the tune of A Land Down Under by Men at Work.

To Haggridd (written by request)


I may be mistaken, but I believe this is Griphook's first solo.


Spend all day with a pile of money.
In a railway cart that drives real funny.
We have a few curses, to make thieves nervous,
A ride to make you lose your breakfast.
So I say...

   I work in the vaults down under.
   Where getting 'round is a wonder.
   Dragons roar-can you hear them thunder?
   You better run-you better not plunder.

We just hired a man named Weasley.
At six-foot-four, he stood out eas'ly.
I asked "Can these carts you now steer right?"
He just smiled and hit his head on a stalactite.
And we said, 

   Can't go to the vaults down under.
   Concuss yourself and then chunder.
   There's no room 'round here for a blunder.
   No, go back up, a desk job's your one, dear.

Couple books, by our dear JK.
One of odd beasts and one of game play.
We tell patrons, "You must go and buy these.
The galleons all go to good chatiries."
And they say..

   Oh, moneys stored in a vault down under. (oh, yeah, yeah)
   Where getting 'round is a wonder.
   Dragons roar-can you hear them thunder.
   You better run, you better not plunder.

Repeat chorus ad nauseum.
   

Ginger, who had to look up stalagmite to see which was which.  
Hagrid's advice didn't help much.