Filk: They Ain't Seen Nifflers Yet

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 104075

It has come to my attention that Prof. Grubbly-Plank has not yet had 
a solo.

So here it is: They Ain't Seen Nifflers Yet.  To the tune of You 
Ain't Seen Nothing Yet by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.

To CMC (Creative Magical Creature?)

After Hagrid is exposed as a half-giant by Rita Skeeter, Prof. 
Grubbly-Plank is called to fill in.  She sings:

I got a call from Albus
Said Hagrid went away,
Was sure that he was comin' back soon,
But he needed me today.
I said that any job's a good job,
So I took what I could get,
He looked at me with big blue eyes, 
And said,
They ain't seen nifflers yet,
Wh-Whilhelmina, they just ain't seen nifflers yet.
Worked with skrewts all year, but would rather forget.
Wh-Whilhelmina, they just ain't seen nifflers yet.

I knew I could do better
Than blast-ended skrewts for sure.
I needed something special.
I picked unicorns so pure.
I say that any job's a good job,
So I took what I could get,
Hagrid came back: I met his eyes
And said,
They ain't seen nifflers yet.
H-H-H-Hagrid, they just ain't seen nifflers yet.
There's something they won't never wanna forget,
H-H-H-Hagrid, they just ain't seen nifflers yet.

(repeat)

Ginger, wondering if anyone else is sololess.