Filk: Firebolt

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 104078

Firebolt to the tune of Kodachrome by Paul Simon.

To Gail:  Filk on, babe.

Harry sings:

When I think back 
On D.J. Umbridge, High Inquis'tor,
It's a wonder 
That chick had such gall.

And though I vowed that her detentions 
Wouldn't hurt me none.
Her "hem-hem"ing drove me up the wall.

Firebolt!
It gives me acceleration.
It gives me such great elation.
Makes me think I can win each game I play, oh, yeah.
I got a top-notch broomstick.
It's better than the Slyths' by half,
So Umbridge, don't take my Firebolt away.

Though it took all the girls the Gryffs 
Had playing Quidditch
To keep the twins and me out of that fight.
You know that black and blue 
Were never Draco's colours.
He looked better bouncing furry white.

Firebolt!
It gives me acceleration.
It gives me such great elation.
Makes me think I can win each game I play, oh, yeah.
I got a top-notch broomstick.
It's better than the Slyths' by half,
So Umbridge, don't take my Firebolt away.

(repeat with elaboration)

Ginger, on a filk roll, it seems.