I'm disappointed...

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Kneasy:

....though little suspecting that Crumple Horned Snorkacks rapidly 
became extinct with the introduction of Ma Prendergast's Patented 
Horn Straightener and Bugle Polish.

Hermione sat tight-lipped as Ron practised his ventriloquism from 
under Harry's invisibility cloak. All was well; Luna was as gullible 
as ever, and the assurance that "Gruntle orn snokacksh - s'good. Have 
a Guttergeer," won her over.

Searching the Map for the underground passage that leads down to the
stream whose source lay in Scandanavia, they failed to notice that 
they were being observed. From behind a slime-spewn rock, a pair of 
cold, slightly proturberant eyes observed their every move. Ron 
loading up with lucky charms; Hermione regretfully casting 
aside "Hogwarts, a History" and arming herself with that seminal 
tome "European Rarities, vol IX, the Swedish Pub"; Harry piling a 4-
man tent, collapsible broomstick, the entire contents of Honeydukes 
stockroom and a crate of "Viva!Restorer; as endorsed by Someone who 
can't be Named" onto Dobby, his emanuensis - these eyes missed 
nothing. Nearly time to come out of hiding....nearly time to stun
the world with the power of....Toadmaster!

Trevor (for it is he), pondered his next move.....


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Behind the slime-spewn rock Trevor glances up at Luna's large and 
unblinking protuberant eyes and realizes that she is his long lost 
daughter, who he believed had died.  

Mrs. Lovegood, it turns out, had saved Luna years ago from a nasty 
eagle owl that tried to snatch her from their garden pond. 

Desperate, yet unable to have a child of her own, Mrs. Lovegood 
seizes her chance to try a Transformo Charm spell on the unsuspecting 
tadpole.  The spell works but also backfires, turning Mrs. Lovegood 
into VaporLove, an entity that now lives behind a locked door at the 
DoM.  

Luna, however, is unaware of her origins due to the memory charm that 
was placed on her via a laced piece of Droobles Best Blowing Gum... 

vivian