[HPforGrownups] Re: I'm disappointed...

[Miller, Gina (JIS)]

No: HPFGUIDX 105074

[Lee]:
Which happened to be in a flavour which didn't sell well...Ear Wax!  And
though the memory charm was effective at blotting out Loona's true ancestry
from her memory, for some reason, the taste of Ear Wax still causes her to
cringe away from Berty Bott's Every Flavour Beans...but that's another
story...
Now, it's up to Master Trevor to see if he can reverse the memory charm or,
perhaps, he'll just admire the being his daughter has become...


Gina:
       ....well until he found out she believed in the Crumple Horned
Snorkack "Oh Brother" croaked ToadMaster Trevor as he slid off his slimy
rock and began hopping back to Neville realizing that he much preferred
toadhood with Neville to fatherhood with Loony Lovegood.
	
	.....Meanwhile back at the campsight Luna and her father are staring
at the latest issue of the Quibbler upside down when Ron shrieks - a badly
transfigured bat with Snape's face come flying towards them - "What are you
doing Potter? You cannot use that Kettle without me you pitiful potionless
prat! Don't raise your hand Granger - I an sure you know EVERYTHING about
the mystic Kettle and what to put in it don't you?" 

	"Actually Professor I was only going to say that I knew you were a
Vampire since book three when I did Professor Lupin's vampire essay that I
really did not have to do at all since it was only a stab at you that Harry
was too thick to pick up on. But if you don't mind me saying I think you
should have taken a little more of you unbatty serum."

	"Oh Shut up Granger!" Snape yells as he lands on a stump and tries
to drink some of the potion in the vial tied around his neck. "You should be
grateful I am here since none of you know what you are doing and only I can
make the potion to correct flatfootedness without some horrible side effect.
But will you admit you need me? - NO! You are too arrogant like Harry's
stutting father and..."

	"Oh alright Snivelly Poo - come and play with your chemistry set
then" says Harry.

	"Why you little...."

	Hermione Shrieks! They all turn around - even Luna and Mr. Lovegood
who until now have been oblivious to the whole seen. "Why it's a crumpled
horned Snorkack!" Screams Luna with that dreamy look in her eyes.  (Trevor
in the distance "Oh brother" hopping further away)

	"No it isn't" says Ron "well it wasn't I mean, but it is now...."

	What the heck are you saying?" asks Hermione.

	"Well it looks like a Snorkack that used that straightening potion,
but the large male has been wearing that kettle on its head for some sort of
mating ritual which has now caused all the straight horned snorkacks to be
crumpled again..." Ron says looking amused.

	"Well, are you waiting for the grass to grow? Get the kettle!" yells
batty Snape.....