FILK: Red Howler

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 105478

Red Howler (OOP, Chap. 2)

To the tune of the theme from Green Acres

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Dedicated to Ginger

THE SCENE: Four Privet Drive. The final in a lengthy series of owls 
delivers a message to Petunia

PETUNIA
Red Howler is addressed to me
An owl just made delivery
It dropped the letter on my head

HARRY
That's a memo 
Whose message won't go unsaid

VERNON
Out, now!
In our house you can't stay
With all your magic disarray
I should have done this years ago
Voldything wants you
So move out of our chateau

PETUNIA & VERNON (noting the action of the Howler)
It smokes!

HARRY
No joke!

PETUNIA & VERNON
It burns!

HARRY (sticking his fingers in both ears)
Sounds stern!

HOWLER
REMEMBER MY LAST!

PETUNIA
OK, I'm steadfast.

ALL THREE:
We/They won't young Potter spurn!

    -	CMC

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