FILK: Evans Fans

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 105488

Evans Fans
A filk by Pippin
To the tune of The Beatle's Nowhere Man 

ENTER Jo, wearing a false goatee, accompanied by armed 
guards and suitcases

Listen all you Evans fans
Sitting out in cyberland
You've made all your Evans plans 
for nobody

Doesn't have a destiny
Hasn't got a pedigree
Isn't he a bit like you and me

Common name, I promise,
Just like Brown or Thomas
Just a lad who needed a name
I thought would be bland

Load the kids into the van
Soon we'll be Bolivian
Evans fans can you forgive it  all

Neither  herring nor a clue
Maybe I'll head for Peru
Sorry Evans fans, he's just a nobody (3x)