Snape a vampire? (was Snape's Patronus)

[melclaros]

No: HPFGUIDX 107280

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Miller, Gina (JIS)" 
<ginamiller at j...> wrote:
>       I think the biggest clue for Snape being a Vampire is what 
James said
> to Lily - not an ezact quote, but something like "It's not what he 
has done,
> but more that he exists". 
> Think about the word "exists".  That says to me that Snape has 
always been
> something James considers horrible. He is saying that he despises 
the fact
> Snape is alive. Now, if Snape has not "done" anything to James 
that tells me
> Snape must be something horrible (a vampire maybe). 


This declaration was made when Snape was 16. He has since aged 
another 16 years. Funny vampire, that. Or is he taking an ageing 
potion WITH his daily sunscreen draught? Or perhaps he's STILL 16 
and ALSO takes an ageing-illusion potion and that's why he acts 
so 'snippy'. Perpetual Vampire Puberty, anyone?

Mel, eye-rolling.