When Harry met Sally (was: Re: Incomplete Prophecy)

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No: HPFGUIDX 107413

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "a_reader2003" <carolynwhite2 at a...> wrote:
> 
> Ah, but there is another way to capture Supreme Evil Beings (or SEBs 
> in the jargon), call in SO-17:
> 'A vacuum cleaner won't hold me!' sneered the voice again. ' Do you 
> really believe that I can be trapped in a bag like so much dust?'
> 
> ....unlike conventional vacuum cleaners, this one works on a dual 
> cyclone principle that traps dust and evil spirits by a powerful 
> centrifugal force...
> 
> Spike deftly placed the lid on the jar and detached it from the 
> machine. He held it up and there inside was a very pissed-off spirit 
> of the Evil One - well and truly trapped.
> 
> Spike..you..you..you... B**D! said the small voice from inside the 
> jar, 'You'll suffer the worst torments in hell for this.'
> 
> It wouldn't surprise me at all if DD is in touch with SpecOps. We 
> should keep a sharp look out for Thursday Next ducking out of sight 
> at Hogwarts. 
> 
> Carolyn
> Who fell into a prose portal long ago.

Hmm. Various parallels spring to mind if you accept that the story is
told from Hermione's perspective:
Hermione - Thursday Next
Harry - Landen Park-Laine
Ron - Joffy
Minerva - Miss Haversham
Snape - Jack Schitt
Voldy - Acheron Hades
DD - Mycroft
Lupin -  Spike (who also forgets to take his medicine)
Fudge - Victor Analogy
Malfoy - Felix8
Sirius - Mr Delamare

Kneasy
Who would love to see Dick the Shit at the Swindon Ritz.