Ferreting around

[mooseming]

No: HPFGUIDX 100974

Hermione's patronus is an Otter which comes from the same family as
Weasels and Ferrets.

OK Weasels fuel the H/R shippers but what of Ferrets?

Who do we know who is fairly intimate with Ferrets? Would that be
Malfoy perchance? Did Crouch!Moody choose the Ferret transfiguration
or did he simply unlock the inner Ferret!Malfoy.

Could this fulfil Sleazy!Kneazy's desires, a ménage a trois with extra
musk?

Regards
Jo

Whose spell checker thinks Hermione should be hormones.