FILK: Who Wants to Be the Slytherin Heir?

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 101005

Who Wants to Be the Slytherin Heir?  
Based on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire by Cole Porter.
The song was made famous by Frank Sinatra in the film High Society, 
but the version I know is by Jones and Company, who had a bit of fun 
with it.  Hope it scans.

Dedicated to Kneasy, for a year of funny, provocative posts, which 
have given me many laughs and, occasionally, a touch of indigestion.

Scene:  Harry and Ron, polyjuiced into the forms of Crabbe and Goyle, 
are loitering about the Slytherin common room hoping to get a 
confession out of Draco.  To their surprise, he starts to sing:

Who wants to be the Slytherin heir?  I don't.
Strangling roosters everywhere?  I don't.
Who needs to murder ev'ry Mudblood ingrate?
Too much on my plate, to bother with hate.

Who wants to slither down the drain?  I don't.
Who wants a robe with fecal stain?  I don't.
Who wants to loiter in Myrtle's loo?  I don't.
And I don't 'cuz I'm important too!

Who wants to be the Slytherin heir?  I don't.
Who wants to aim a monster's stare?  I don't.
Who wants to organize a major onslaught?
Without getting caught, oh, no, I do not.

Who wants a Chamber under far?  I don't.
To be the heir of Salazar?  I don't.
Who wants to be this mystery's clue?  I don't.
And I don't 'cuz I'm important too!

Ginger, who seems to remember that there was another verse, but can't 
find the tape to be sure.  If you have it and are singing along, just 
hum or do an instumental solo.  OK?