(FILK) If She Does Too

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No: HPFGUIDX 101591

If She Does Too (CoS, chapter 2)

(A Filk by Gail B. to the tune of _From Me To You_ by the Beatles)

Midi is here:
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle09.html


Dudley Dursley (singing along to a song on the television):
Da-da-da-da-da dum-dum-dum
Da-da-da-da-da dum-dum-dum

Vernon Dursley:
I'm going to pick up Aunt Marge
But let's get things straight ere I do
Now first of all, you'll keep a civil tongue

Harry:  
I will, if she does too

Vernon Dursley:
She knows nothing about your powers
And she would freak out if she knew
No funny stuff, so you behave yourself

Harry: 
I will, if she does too

Vernon Dursley:
I told Marge your school's a center
That's for criminal boys
So as soon as Aunt Marge enters
Do not make any noise (raises his fist) Oooo!

We know magic is abnormal
The topic is strictly taboo
Listen to me, don't do anything wrong

Harry:
I will, if she does too

If she...does too

But what I need is just your signature
Then this thing I will do

I've a form to go to Hogsmeade
That I want you to sign
If you do, then I will concede

Vernon Dursley (with a note of panic in his voice):
You better tow the line, Ooooo!

Harry:
That's a lot I need to recall
There's a lot that I may slip through
So sign my form, and then I'll play along

Vernon Dursley:

All right, only if you!


Harry:
Will do, will do, will do.

Dudley Dursley:
Da-da-da-da-da dum-dum-dum


-Gail B...who noticed in the closing credits of the movie that the PoA
soundtrack was recorded and produced at Abby Road Studios.  Rock on!