Filk, with a listener advisory

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 102544

I want to put a warning label on this one.  Anyone with a drop of the 
milk of human kindness in their veins may find it uncomfortable to 
read.  It involves Snape's Worst Memory.  If that scene is 
uncomfortable for you to read, or if you may find making light of it 
to be in bad taste, you may want to skip this filk.

For the rest of us:

Take his Underwear Down, Prongs.  To the tune of Tie Me Kangaroo 
Down, Sport by Rolf Harris.

To Haggridd-you had to put the song in my head, didn't you, Sport?


The chorus is sung by Sirius, Peter, and enough assorted non-
canonical students who are milling around in the scene to get a good 
harmony.  Remus does not join in, and often stops himself from toe-
tapping along.


Peter:  
Let's call Snivilus names, James.
Let's call Snivilus names.
It's all good fun and games, James.
Let's call Snivilus names.
All together now!

CHORUS:  
Take his underwear down, Prongs.
Take his underwear down.
Take his underwear down, Prongs.
Take his underwear down.

SIRIUS:
Show the girls what you've got, Pott.
Show the girls what you've got.
Curse the sniveling snot, Pott.
Show the girls what you've got.

(chorus)

PETER:
Looks like Lily's irate, Mate.
Looks like Lily's irate.
Blown your chance for a date, Mate.
Looks like Lily's irate.

(chorus)

LILY:
You're an arrogant jerk, Berk.
You're an arrogant jerk.
You expect me just to lurk, Berk?
You're an arrogant jerk.

(chorus)

PETER:
Did you just hear that crud, Bud?
Did you just hear that crud?
He called her a mudblood, Bud.
Did you just hear that crud?

(chorus)

SIRIUS:
Make him pay for his wrongs, Prongs.
Make him pay for his wrongs.
Make him sing soapy songs, Prongs.
Make him pay for his wrongs.

(chorus)

HARRY: (music slows)
Watching this makes me sad, Dad.
Watching this makes me sad.
(a tempo)
PRESENT DAY SNAPE:
Did you find a scene you enjoy, Boy?
Did you find a scene you enjoy?

(chorus)
   

Ginger, who feels a bit guilty using a song with such strong 
Australian lyrics for this subject.  Sorry, Shaun.